To the guy I (the prostitute) danced with, I never ditched you for my friend (the princess). I just had Laryngitus and you kept sticking your tongue down my throat and the music was to loud for me to explain so I danced away just to protect you.

The noble Gryffindor I am.


ps P-PARTY AT OPAL SUCKED

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