This is a response to the email that I recieved from 'dyke@hotmail.co.uk' - thanks for telling me that I need a facelift!

I bet your a bonney yin tae! Get awa' an boil yer heed! It would probably vastly improve what God gave you as a punishment for a puss! Your not the one who has a contract with Strom, and probably never will either! Bad manners are an extreme form of ugliness and your mugshot's probably on Crimewatch! (Aw right pal)! LMAO!

Do keep in touch - one is amused greatly! Do feel free to say in the passing - afterall - us dyke's like to stich the 'gither! Are you a HOMO? Is that why you hate dykes?!

I love looking like a women! You get far further in the bedroom with Straight men! Try four in one night?! You've got nothing on John Merrick

Cheery deary! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

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