Ok ladies let me describe myself to you. I am slim, small have dark hair and dark eyes and I if I may say so myself I am very very good looking.

now a little about the type of guy I am lazy, boring, only interested in getting inside your pants and dumping you, I will disrespect you, lie to you, tell my friends all about what we get up to and call you names in front of them, I will lie to you and cheat on you and hell if I am in need of cash I might even steal from you.


OK if you have got this far your probably only reading to see how much worse ths guy can get.

The truth is I am none of the first 2 paragraphs in fact I am the exact opposite of the all of the above, so if the opposite of this ass I created is appealing to you then get back to me and let me know please.

PS if you like the sound of the first guy I know loads of people like that as well

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