Hello, I know 'fancy a shag' is more conventional but I'm new to this gumtree thing and, while I'm looking for a relationship that could be classed as casual, I'm not just looking for a quick shag.

I'm 5'10" (and a bit on a good day, but let's not argue), broad shoulders, blue eyes, no hair and I live in a penthouse flat in Leith with some of the best views in Edinburgh.

I work abroad a lot so conventional relationships are a bit hard to hold down, but we're all human (although some of my fellow-gumtree-ers may represent a new species), and I'd like to spend this Friday or Saturday (or who knows, maybe both) with someone who could do with a big hug too - who knows maybe we could push the boat out and have a cuddle...

The whole "meeting people online" thing can be a bit scary so if you'd like to bring a friend that's completely cool, and let's grab a drink (maybe some dinner) and wander leisurely back to mine for some enjoyable but entirely appropriate fun.

If you've liked what you've read take a deep breath, take a quick look over your shoulder to make sure no one's watching and drop me a line (with a pic ideally) and we can go from there.

Under 35 would be good but apart from that you can be any age you want (or want to pretend!) to be. Slim is lovely but slightly fuller is lovely too.... and generally gorgeous is always eye-catching but a great turn of phrase can be just as attractive.

Look forward to hearing from you. x

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