As I'm keying in this ad, the green box to my right says: "It's important to highlight the benefits of whatever you're offering." Well, here goes:

Me!

Daft box, eh?

On the look-out for Mr. Right, and always happy to make new friends on the way. Stuff about me: 44, slim, 5'7", 28" waist, little/no body hair, grey-blue eyes (quite twinkly, too), smoker, keen amateur lager/beer/wine drinker, voracious reader, OHAC (own hair and cholesterol), not bad at pool, incurably optimistic. Very down to earth, reasonably intelligent, half-baked well-read and a very, very good listener. (Folk think I'm the salt o' the earth but the secret is simply to keep yer gob shut and let them do all the waffling.) Faintly witty at times (wit improves with added alcohol). Prefer straight pubs to the scene, but happy to accompany my friends when they go.

Would be nice to meet for a pint if you're up for it. Couldn't give a shit about your race, religion, looks or the number of O Grades, A Levels, degrees or modelling contracts you have. Personality counts for just about everything, and thus I have very few strict no-nos: non-drinkers and chubbies are my most potent aversions, and a fella would have to be really quite special for me to take facial furniture on board. Not too much to ask, I'm hoping.

Any road up, big ta for taking the time to read this - very kind of you. Here's hoping you're interested enough to get back to me. If not, well, all the best for the future:-)

Cheers,

John x

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